February 2012
hyannah:
that one tumblr user you respect so much but you’re too creepy and socially awkward to make interaction with them so you just watch them from afar and longingly stroke their icon every time they come up on your dash
family: why do you listen to the same songs over and over
me: because fuck you
gabbyantz:
gh3tt0fab:
gconns:
ac0rn:
omfg
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I can’t.
OH MY GODHJKGHA
1 tag
ukepride:
i’m seriously wondering how many of my followers hate me omg
Mr. Garrison: BOYS! BOYS! Have you seen my penis?
Kyle: What?
Mr. Garrison: My penis is on the loose! If you see it, just try to catch it with some cheese!
Butters: Ow. That hurt my brain.
1 tag
edwad:
hey guys tumblr staff wants to give me like 30 ipads
1 tag
If you weren't doing music, what would you be...
Mark: Working at a gas station.
Interviewer: Get out. You wouldn't like be a scientist or something?
Mark: Uh, I don't know... I'd probably be an astronaut.
Cubbie: A gas station astronaut.
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.